Someone recently asked me the meaning of ‘prorogue’, and so, herewith, my helpful guide to Euro jargon courtesy of the Uxbridge Publishing House.
Prorogue – Someone who engages in villainy for money – not just on an amateur basis. Particularly in reference to Conservative leadership hopefuls.
Quorate – An apple that’s been completely consumed.
Federal – Had your Aunty round for tea
Europhile – You resemble one of Adam Flemming’s ring binders (one for fans of BBC Brexitcast).
Plebiscite – When your neighbours stick a sofa on their front lawn and start drinking cans of Tennent’s.
Declaration – When, after ten cans, one of them announces they are Declan Donelly’s cousin.
Border – How you feel after watching the Ten O’Clock News, Question Time, Newsnight and This Week in close succession, and they all discuss leaving the EU.
Irish Border – The RTE equivalent.
Withdrawal – How you speak after you’ve been to the dentist.
Brexit – What holding a referendum does to a country.